The following instructions are to be met in no specific order yet in a satisfactory degree and with the utmost attention:
Computer(s) – defragged, backed up and fully charged (if required)
Reference material – printed or digital, a personal preference
Appliances: Fridge – Microwave – Boiler
Fridge filled with liquids. In order of quantities: coca-cola, beer, juice, vodka.
Frozen food – an enormous amount of frozen food – any frozen food will do
Top shelf with two dozen of coffee sachets – one dozen cappuccino and one tea latte
Bottom drawer with pizza delivery brochures – to be used when things get rough
Use sugar as necessary. Overdose is to be avoided yet could be beneficial in certain circumstances
A toilet located in a safe distance and always available
Lots of spare t-shirts – washed, not ironed
Trousers, not important.
… congratulations – you are Renton’s geeky alter ego.
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