Tracend

In the mids of a live talk show:
“- On to the next subject of today’s show…It is rumored that there is some secret code going on in the supermarket. For example if you are a man and have a pair of bananas on to of your groceries pointing up it meens you are an available gay man!”

Laughs all around….

…{please don’t ask me my opinion, please don’t ask me my opinion}…

“- What do YOU think about it Makis?”

…

“Oh, what do I think about this Ted?

Let me ask a question. Who exactly established this rule? Who exactly is “they”? Can I make my rules. Can I say for example “People with mustaches are morrons!” Can I say that? Will anyone believe me??

There is only ONE reason why all these stupid rules are floating around and that is because people are DESOCIALIZED.

They don’t know how to communicate: “Hi, I’m a gay man – I want to meet another gay man”. Nooo, let’s put a banana here and wait…

…{silence in the audience}…

It’s just that people are so stupid! When I was a kid I used to admire grown ups and thought they were important and now that I am a grown up I realize for STUPID they are and it makes me mad!!!

Go on get a life! Gee. Or keep watching us pathetically from your couch…”

…{presenter coughs}…

“- And with that colorful note we complete todays program. Catch us again next week when we’ll be talking about ants!”

Laughs all around…