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Hump the bum

If the number of women a man sleeps with is a measurement of one’s success, I’d have to admit I am rather successful.

But isn’t it interesting that as people progress the animal side is still there, dominant?

- What do you mean?

Well, this: “The more women you hump the more respect you get”… What is that? It must be coming way back from the time humanity behaved like dogs…

{taking a moment to rub his hand across the head}

Man, I really can’t relate with this reality…

- So, you don’t think like that??

NO – I actually wouldn’t consider someone that has humped a lot of women as successful!!

In fact, history has PROVEN that stupid people hump more women than smart people.

I don’t know what that makes me but… I would really like to avoid objectifying women that way…

Not that most women don’t like it (they call it “dominant male”) – but the truth is that women simply outnumber men, and having multiple female partners is almost a mathematically proven equation.

…It’s not such a big deal! Get over it…

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