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Reasons not to want to grow up

It is totally understandable to be afraid of grown-ups. You should because grown-ups:

  • Lie relentlessly – even to themselves
  • Do not learn from their mistakes or improve their ways in any way
  • Act abnormally in their effort to hold on to outdated values
  • Will “keep it real” only when no money is involved
  • Seem serious but once you get to know them you realize how silly they are
  • Have forgotten how to apologize, substituting it with excuses and denial
  • Like any respectable villain, will forfeit they were ever innocent(=weak?)
  • Will always find a weak spot to mock at for their personal re-assurance
  • Are masters and servants, all-in-one, depending how much freedom you give them

Who would willingly want to be like that, and call themselves normal? Seriously…

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