Despite popular belief, not all douchebags are identifiable by their appearance. The best criteria to define someone as a douche is always his behavior.
In that regards, you are in danger of being a proper douche if you think that:
- You can undermine and discredit anyone at will
- You’re not obliged to do anything if you don’t have a personal interest
- You’re too competitive to appreciate an honest effort
- Believe that dancing is a chance to show off
- When they treat you nice it’s always sexual
- Hope is for the loosers, dreams are for the dreamers
- You are smart and everyone else is stupid
- Respect is synonymous to obedience and fear
- You don’t like it when people treat you like you treat them
And number one sure way of becoming a douche:
- Never, EVER, apologize about anything!
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