Skip to content

Category Archives: Random Thoughts

A beggar for love

I tried so hard to win your hearts.
But I was tormented seeing that no one really cared.
And for long I was left with the impression that I should try harder for love. I should try harder to be liked.
And the years passed - and I was still struggling to make that one […]

Hump the bum

If the number of women a man sleeps with is a measurement of one’s success, I’d have to admit I am rather successful.
But isn’t it interesting that as people progress the animal side is still there, dominant?
- What do yo mean?
Well, this thing: “The more women you hump the more respect […]

A woman’s intuition

Being the fine stud that I am, I sometimes get the feeling that people, especially women, would be happy to see me turn gay.
It’s like they can’t see me as a man. And they go one step further believing that it’s me and the vibes I’m sending…
I have an answer to this. The reason […]

Everybody loves sex

People that have it, people that don’t - everybody loves watching it that’s why sex appeal is so dominant in mass media.
Put a sexy lady in anything and it will instantly make the program or product “better”

I’ll be gay(=happy)

In the mids of a live talk show:
“- On to the next subject of today’s show…It is rumored that there is some secret code going on in the supermarket. For example if you are a man and have a pair of bananas on to of your groceries pointing up it meens you are an available […]