Despite popular belief, not all douchebags are identifiable by their appearance. The best criteria to define someone as a douche is always his behavior. In that regards, you are in danger of being a proper douche if you think that: – You can undermine and discredit anyone at will – You’re not obliged to do [...]
It is totally understandable to be afraid of grown-ups. You should because grown-ups: Lie relentlessly – even to themselves Do not learn from their mistakes or improve their ways in any way Act abnormally in their effort to hold on to outdated values Will “keep it real” only when no money is involved Seem serious [...]
The following instructions are to be met in no specific order yet in a satisfactory degree and with the utmost attention: Computer(s) – defragged, backed up and fully charged (if required) Reference material – printed or digital, a personal preference Appliances: Fridge – Microwave – Boiler Fridge filled with liquids. In order of quantities: coca-cola, [...]