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Monthly Archives: May 2008

Hump the bum

If the number of women a man sleeps with is a measurement of one’s success, I’d have to admit I am rather successful. But isn’t it interesting that as people progress the animal side is still there, dominant? – What do you mean? Well, this: “The more women you hump the more respect you get”… [...]

A woman’s intuition

Being the fine stud that I am, I sometimes get the feeling that people, especially women, would be happy to see me turn gay. It’s like they can’t see me as a man. And they go one step further believing that it’s me and the vibes I’m sending… I have an answer to this. The [...]

Everybody loves sex

People that have it, people that don’t – everybody loves watching it that’s why sex appeal is so dominant in mass media. Put a sexy lady in anything and it will instantly make the program or product “better”

I’ll be gay(=happy)

In the mids of a live talk show: “- On to the next subject of today’s show…It is rumored that there is some secret code going on in the supermarket. For example if you are a man and have a pair of bananas on to of your groceries pointing up it meens you are an [...]